background

Repugnicunts Plan To Run On Biden Accomplishments

Thursday, January 20, 2022

My Momma Didn’t Raise No IdiotsNow that every average MAGA asshole in America is convinced that the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator was handicapped by Democrat sabotage or he would be revered by everyone for having made America great again, the GOP has begun touting every success of...

Save America PAC Issues Rodney Luther King Day Fund-Raising Appeal

Sunday, January 16, 2022

I Too Have A Dream Where Even Ivanka Asks Can’t We All Just Get Along?Fresh off his triumphant Arizona Rally For MAGA Reinstatement that raised nearly half a million dollars to help cover the mounting legal fees from his failed coup attempt, former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & all-around...

Randy Andy Has Peepee Whacked By Queen

Saturday, January 15, 2022

Must Ask Groundlings For Help In Defending His AssCan a GoFundMe be far behind for the Douche of York?

Biden Proposes Tax On Idiots To Combat Omnicron

Thursday, January 13, 2022

We Have To Do Something To Stop This American CarnageAlthough he didn’t mention it in his COVID speech this morning, President Joe Biden has been discussing Quebec’s newly imposed “Unvaxxed Tax” as a way of halting the spread of the deadly Very Fine People variant among America’s proudly uneducated.

Moron Leaders Call For Fauci Resignation

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

GOP Stands United Against Reason & ScienceArguing that the CDC is not mentioned in the Constitution or The Bible, the two foundational documents of the modern Moronic movement, the GOP today called for Dr. Fauci to step down after he was caught calling Senator Roger Marshall (R-Word, KS) on a hot mike...

I Won't Be Moving To Montana Soon

Saturday, January 8, 2022

Not Even To Raise Me Up Some Dental FlossI wonder what ever happened to Tiny Little.
You think people would have better things to do with all that Big Sky, but I guess nimrods gotta hate.
Congratulations, Montana!

Ghislaine Maxwell Verdict Is Clouded By Juror Disclosure

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

This Was Not A Jury Of Her Peers, Say LawyersAttorneys for Ghislaine Maxwell are asking the judge to vacate her convictions for sex trafficking after one of the jurors on the case told reporters that he had been abused as a child, but not by Maxwell or Jeffrey Epstein.
“But you’d recognize his...

First Came Pussy- & Pissergate

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Are You Ready For The Son Of The Epic Of KuklaM*A*S*H?Be here on Proud Boy Patriot’s Day, January 6, as the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator launches a new fund-raising campaign to revise history & make the world safe for American freedumbocracy.

If You Can't Find It On Twitter Does It Exist?

Monday, January 3, 2022

Asking For A Bunch Of Shadows In A Cave

COVID Not Yet Tired Of Pandemic

Saturday, January 1, 2022

Fuck You Guys, Virus Says Tells New Year’s RevelersNature can be such a bitch.

Antifa Joins Anti-Mandate Protestors

Thursday, December 30, 2021

Why Waste Our Time And Money Saving Idiots?It’s no secret that the percentage of Americans who persist in their unwillingness to get the vaccine is within two percentage points of the widely accepted portion of the population who used to be classified as uneducably mentally retarded until the woke...

Brandon Gets It Going In Utah

Saturday, December 25, 2021

President Biden Congratulates Brandon For On-Court DecorumI’m pretty sure President Biden was thinking of this video when responding to some nimrod caller to Santa’s NORAD watch line who attempted to tell him to fuck himself.

Sen. Charlie Manchin Says He Got To 'Wit's End' Over White House Staff Putting Out 'Absolutely Inexcusable' Leaks About His Talks With Biden

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Anyone Who Knows Me Knows I Only Use The N-Word When It's Off The RecordBlue Dog Democrat Sen. Charlie Manchin (Dimwit, WV) blamed his vote against Joe Biden’s Build Back Better initiative on members of the White House staff's unwillingness to let him spin his opposition to the bill in a way that shielded...

Sarah Palin (R-Word, AK) Says She'd Rather Die Than Get Vaccine

Sunday, December 19, 2021

You’ll Have To Sneak Up Behind HerFailed 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Sirhan Palin told a packed crowd of unvaccinated climate deniers in Dallas today that even if “the Kung Flu coronavirus doesn’t turn out to be the hoax we always knew it was, I am willing to bet my life that...

When Will Climate Change Threaten Corporate Profits?

Friday, December 17, 2021

That’s When Our Supply-Side Plantation Owners Will Start Planning To Do Something About ItI’m not saying it will make any difference. We’re already beyond the point of no return, but with any luck we may get some real deals on family cremations.

Sheen Reported Off Huntington Beach Is Oil, Officials Say

Thursday, December 16, 2021

What Makes Them So Sure It Wasn’t Charlie?
Starkist sez: Sorry Charlie.
Tuna in, turna on, dropa out shall be the hole in the law.

Melania Launches Line Of Non-Fuckable Twinkers

Thursday, December 16, 2021

Doing What She Does Be BestJust what America needs: another worthless investment opportunity in ephemeral services.

Repugnicunts Accuse Biden Of Using Tornados To Push Radical Climate Change Agenda

Sunday, December 12, 2021

Claim Storms Were Caused By Antifa And Green New DealNot willing to let a single opportunity to avoid reality pass them by, the GOP and their various propaganda networks on the public airways are now convinced that everyone is as stupid and venal as they are.

Omicron Variant Traced To Reagan Gay Plague Response

Saturday, December 4, 2021

COVID-19 Mutates In HIV Patients Producing Reaganitis-21The World Health Organization (WHO) today renamed the highly mutated Omicron coronavirus variant after former American president Ronald Reagan, noting that the variant has “so many ingenious & perplexing mutations that it bears little resemblance...

What Good Is Saving The Planet If It Means I Lose My Job?

Friday, December 3, 2021

America Discovers It Has No SoulBut what can you expect from a nation of miserable fucks that has had nearly half a century to perfect the Reagan legacy of supply-side plantation economics in support of the prison-industrial complex that brought us this community police state.
The “debate” over...