Ronald McRumsfeld, Old Foggy Of War, Expires

Jun 30, 2021

He Goes Where He Knows No Known Unknowns Have Gone Before

Ronald Clowney McRumsfeld, the chief architect of George W. Bush’s war in Iraq to avenge his father’s honor, bit the big one today at 88. McRumsfeld was best known for his inability to tell the truth with a straight face & his uncanny ability to fart on demand. He was also the chief designer of the country’s reliance on nhanced interrogation technicaques to avoid such invoconveniences as the Geneva Convention as he strove to torture his way to a Nobel Prize Orwellian cruelty.

His family has started a GoFundYourself project to erect a monument on the ash heap of McRumsfeld’s remains that will read:

Gentle Reader:

As we know, there are known knowns;

there are things we know we know.

We also know there are known unknowns;

that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.

But there are also unknown unknowns

the ones we don’t know we don’t know.

Which one are you?

Fuck if I know