When Exactly Did Tom Cotton's Balls Go Rotten...

Feb 16, 2022

In Them Old Cotton Fields Back Home?

Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Word, AR) is blocking eight of President Biden’s US Attorney nominees because the country just isn’t white enough yet.

He claims he’s doing it to honor the flying pigs in Portland, OR, who apparently were not sufficiently applauded for violating the rights of peaceful protestors following the TIKTOK televised murder of George Floyd.