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Jul 5, 2021

150 Dead In 400 Weekend Celebrations Of 2nd Amendment Rights!

The post-pandemic era is off to a good start with gun violence up significantly over pre-pandemic levels, signaling it’s a good time to buy firearms & ammunition or invest in the companies that manufacture or distribute these products.

“There’s never been a better time to buy a bunch of guns,” said Dick Hardy, owner of Dick’s All You Need Gun Shop. “What with the pandemic, them Proud Boys & the Not Fucking Around Coalition types, you can’t be too safe, and don’t forget global warming & immigrants & the armies of heavily armed unemployed homeless people in carvans heading out to the suburbs. Don’t tell me it’s not better to be safe than sorry. This wouldn’t be happening if the 2020 election wasn’t stolen by antifa & Black Lives Matter. Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.”