62 Percent Of Voters Say Putin Wouldn't Have Invaded Ukraine If Turdwaffle Were President

Feb 26, 2022

More Evidence Of Where Americans Keep Their Heads These Days

A solid majority of uneducated American voters say that Russian dicktaster Vlad The Impudent Putin would not have invaded Ukraine if his favorite Western puppet were still in power, according to a new survey by the prestigious Center For Alternative Facts at Harvard.

When asked if they thought that the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator deserved the Nobel Pee Pee Prize for having prevented Putin’s inevitable invasion for four years, 89% of Republicans and 38% of Democrats said: “Sure, why not? They let the Kenyan have one.”

These findings have troublesome implications for the continued existence of American democracy, particularly when you consider that Turdwaffle’s first impeachment was for withholding more than $400 million in aid to Ukraine until Ukrainian president and stand-up comic Boromir Zelensky fabricated evidence to help the fat old fuck’s failed reelection campaign.