There Is No Evidence That Trump Requested Troops To Secure The Capitol Or Consulted Pelosi Ahead Of January 6 Insurrection, Fact-Checkers Say

Jan 24, 2022

That Was One Thing Mike Pence Really Took Care Of

Although when asked what exactly his job was during the Turdwaffle debacle, the former Vice President will neither confirm nor deny rumors that he was responsible for insuring there was no evidence in his possession that could ever used to endanger the wealth and well-being of the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator for any and all crimes he couldnt commit because of executive privilege, up to & including his incitement of his favorite uneducated to participate in a totally incompetent attempt to overthrow the government.

When asked to cooperate with the January House Committe investigation into the January 6 Kraken Klown Knockabout, Pence respectfully declined with a short text quoting one of Gertrude Stein’s most famous lines about California in general and the US in particular: “There is no there there.