The Thing About To Crash Into The Moon May Not Be A SpaceX Rocket After All
Feb 14, 2022
NASA Says Object Looks Like A Truck Full Of Missing White House Documents And Gifts
As emergency talks at the UN aimed at developing a plan for dealing with space litter stalled after former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and America’s favorite Nazi pigfucker, Donald J. Turdwaffle asked why they weren’t looking into more important matters, “like how I could possibly have lost the 2020 election when I was winning on November 3 and never conceded,” it now appears that some of the more than 400 tons of missing White House documents and gifts from foreign dignitaries are about to collide with the moon.
The former winter White House at Mar-a-Lago could not be reached for comment, some say, because it is an inaminate object.