McCarthy Scrambles To Secure Enough Nazi Votes To Secure #AmericaFists House Rules Package

Jan 9, 2023

Hard-Whiners Demand Right To Reinstate Former Insurrectionist In Chief To Keep Law And Order

Everything is on the table,” wimpiest speaker in US history tells fawning reporters, “with a few secret negotiations going on under it, of course, because that’s what has traditionally made America great."