1.3 Billion Dollar MegaMillions Winner Is Saudi Tourist With ISIS
Aug 26, 2022
Officials Had Been Wondering Why No One Had Come Forward
Several taxing entities have declined comment on word that the latest humongous MegaMillions jackpot is the latest in a long line of multmillion dollar jackpots won by state sponsors of terrorism, this time by Saudi Arabian tourist Malcolm bin Salman Rushdie, who purchased the winning ticket at an Illinois Gas Er Up and Wolf It Down Quicky Mart.
The U.S. government is currently in the lead of all-time lottery winners, with a rumored total take, before taxes, of $13.26 trillion since implementation of our supply-side plantation economy and communitiy police state during the reign of Old Rummy Reagan, not including the two trillion dollars in tax breaks to our arms and drug dealers during the Trump administration.