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My Momma Didn’t Raise No IdiotsNow that every average MAGA asshole in America is convinced that the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator was handicapped by Democrat sabotage or he would be revered by everyone for having made America great again, the GOP has begun touting every success of...
I Too Have A Dream Where Even Ivanka Asks Can’t We All Just Get Along?Fresh off his triumphant Arizona Rally For MAGA Reinstatement that raised nearly half a million dollars to help cover the mounting legal fees from his failed coup attempt, former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & all-around...
Must Ask Groundlings For Help In Defending His AssCan a GoFundMe be far behind for the Douche of York?
We Have To Do Something To Stop This American CarnageAlthough he didn’t mention it in his COVID speech this morning, President Joe Biden has been discussing Quebec’s newly imposed “Unvaxxed Tax” as a way of halting the spread of the deadly Very Fine People variant among America’s proudly uneducated.
GOP Stands United Against Reason & ScienceArguing that the CDC is not mentioned in the Constitution or The Bible, the two foundational documents of the modern Moronic movement, the GOP today called for Dr. Fauci to step down after he was caught calling Senator Roger Marshall (R-Word, KS) on a hot mike...
Not Even To Raise Me Up Some Dental FlossI wonder what ever happened to Tiny Little.
You think people would have better things to do with all that Big Sky, but I guess nimrods gotta hate.
This Was Not A Jury Of Her Peers, Say LawyersAttorneys for Ghislaine Maxwell are asking the judge to vacate her convictions for sex trafficking after one of the jurors on the case told reporters that he had been abused as a child, but not by Maxwell or Jeffrey Epstein.
“But you’d recognize his...
Are You Ready For The Son Of The Epic Of KuklaM*A*S*H?Be here on Proud Boy Patriot’s Day, January 6, as the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator launches a new fund-raising campaign to revise history & make the world safe for American freedumbocracy.
Asking For A Bunch Of Shadows In A Cave
Fuck You Guys, Virus Says Tells New Year’s RevelersNature can be such a bitch.
Why Waste Our Time And Money Saving Idiots?It’s no secret that the percentage of Americans who persist in their unwillingness to get the vaccine is within two percentage points of the widely accepted portion of the population who used to be classified as uneducably mentally retarded until the woke...
President Biden Congratulates Brandon For On-Court DecorumI’m pretty sure President Biden was thinking of this video when responding to some nimrod caller to Santa’s NORAD watch line who attempted to tell him to fuck himself.
Sen. Charlie Manchin Says He Got To 'Wit's End' Over White House Staff Putting Out 'Absolutely Inexcusable' Leaks About His Talks With Biden
Anyone Who Knows Me Knows I Only Use The N-Word When It's Off The RecordBlue Dog Democrat Sen. Charlie Manchin (Dimwit, WV) blamed his vote against Joe Biden’s Build Back Better initiative on members of the White House staff's unwillingness to let him spin his opposition to the bill in a way that shielded...
You’ll Have To Sneak Up Behind HerFailed 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Sirhan Palin told a packed crowd of unvaccinated climate deniers in Dallas today that even if “the Kung Flu coronavirus doesn’t turn out to be the hoax we always knew it was, I am willing to bet my life that...
That’s When Our Supply-Side Plantation Owners Will Start Planning To Do Something About ItI’m not saying it will make any difference. We’re already beyond the point of no return, but with any luck we may get some real deals on family cremations.
What Makes Them So Sure It Wasn’t Charlie?
Starkist sez: Sorry Charlie.
Tuna in, turna on, dropa out shall be the hole in the law.
Doing What She Does Be BestJust what America needs: another worthless investment opportunity in ephemeral services.
Claim Storms Were Caused By Antifa And Green New DealNot willing to let a single opportunity to avoid reality pass them by, the GOP and their various propaganda networks on the public airways are now convinced that everyone is as stupid and venal as they are.
COVID-19 Mutates In HIV Patients Producing Reaganitis-21The World Health Organization (WHO) today renamed the highly mutated Omicron coronavirus variant after former American president Ronald Reagan, noting that the variant has “so many ingenious & perplexing mutations that it bears little resemblance...
America Discovers It Has No SoulBut what can you expect from a nation of miserable fucks that has had nearly half a century to perfect the Reagan legacy of supply-side plantation economics in support of the prison-industrial complex that brought us this community police state.
The “debate” over...