What’s Fair Is Fair Say Satanists

Following a decision by the Carroll Independent School District in Southlake, Texas, that mandates both-siderism in public education so that Mein Kampf & The Art Of The Deal must be taught to balance Holocaust propaganda like The Diary Of Anne Frank & Catch 22, a granfalloon of liberals & the Benevolent Brotherhood of Auntie Antifa filed suit to force the school district to carry the Necronomicon to counter all the bullshit in The Bible.