We Need More Nimrods Globally To Beat These Liberal Wimps And Their Uppity Antifa Allies, Says Unnamed Source Close To The Big Sphincter At Mar A Lago

When God created Americans, He looked around and said “WTF have I wrought?” without any sense of irony & He’s been living high on the indiscriminate slaughter ever since.

I realize many of you think I’m joking when I say fully one-third of the citizens of our nation of miserable fucks are committed to bringing on catastrophic climate change just to own the libs, but you’ve never been very bright, have you?

Have a nice day.