“Stick It To The Man!” Queen Antifa Shouts At Portland Riot

A crowd of unruly antifa protestors marched through downtown Portland this afternoon daring alt-right counterprotestors to refuse the COVID-19 vaccination to prove their loyalty to Ronald Reaganism.

Several participants carried signs emblazoned with the Old Rummy’s most famous pronouncement: “The nine most terrifying words in the English langauge are: ‘I’m from the government & I’m here to help.'”