Repugnicunts Censure Cheney & Kinsinger
Feb 5, 2022
Claim Second Amendment Makes Insurrection A Legitimate Form Of Political Discourse
In a statement to the House Committee investigating twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and unintended consequence of an experimental fecal transplant, Donald J. Turdwaffle, the Repugnicunt National Committee called the probe into the failed coup coup coup jew on January 6, 2020, a “misguided attempt to stifle the rights of the silent majority to take back their country from the godless liberals and LGBTQs.
“Why did God give us the right to own and bear arms if He didn’t mean for us to be the first line of defense against the raging heathens in times of peril?” the letter asked rhectumorically, prompting raucous guffaws from impartial observors.
“The whole reason the Foundering Fathers acknowledged our role as Christian soldiers, marching as to war,” the letter continued, “was to allow us to do more than just poke holes in liberal arguments that run contrary to our God-given beliefs.”