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About The One Minute President
The One Minute President by Fericano & Ligi
The One Minute President is usually available through Amazon.com or it can be purchased directly from Elio Ligi at the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat, P.O Box 398, Banks, OR 97106-0398.
Make your $16 check (includes shipping & handling) payable to Ligi. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.
To make a long story short, this book illustrates how One Minute Management delusions can be used to rule a nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) by examining the reign of Raygun Ronald, the bumbling dementia patient who ruled the world in the airheaded eighties and led directly to the imperial presidency of first idiot George W. Bush, a man so stupid that he convinced even ordinary Americans that being mentally defective and morally repugnant was not so bad.
In fact, even now, as nimrods attempt to rehabilitate Fubar's image as "not so bad" in comparison to Donald Trump, whales & other sentient beings continue to sometimes commit mass suicide at the sheer insanity of such a suggestion.
OMP describes what happens when an entire nation decides that greatness involves making terrible decisions based entirely on wishes, following up with insincere encouragement, and imposing arbitrary punishments upon those who “just don’t get it.”
The book was so widely condemned by the liberal media and capitalist middle-management that Al Qaeda made it required reading, often distributing copies in the midst of the kind of routine carpet-bombing that has made America the most respected nation on Earth, despite the book having been banned in most of the free world & having failed to make even a single worst seller list in the year of its original release.
Now you can own a copy of the book that Jeb Bush neglected to read before taking on the previous first douchebag in the White House. That’s right, if Jeb! had listened to his dumber brother, Hillary would be president today!
If you don’t come read us today, we can’t save you any country.
About The Perpetrators
Paul Fericano and Elio Ligi are literary extremists whose satires and hoaxes have angered the mighty and amused the powerless for nearly six decades.
Their activities and attitudes are so controversial they were ousted from Terrorist Poets & Writers in 1984 for, among other things, the pie bombing of an Adrienne Rich reading at Reed College and an aborted attempt to hi-jack the Olympic Torch in Selma, Alabama.
Shortly thereafter, they founded Yossarian Universal News Service, Earth's first and foremost international parody news and disinformation service.
Fericano lives in California with his wife, Kathy, and their daughter, Kate.
Ligi was last photographed in Moammar Qadaffi's supreme mess tent, preparing the liver of a former Minister of Finance for Field Marshall and President for Life Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, and Commander-In-Chief of the Ugandan Armed Forces.