You’ll Have To Sneak Up Behind Her

Failed 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Sirhan Palin told a packed crowd of unvaccinated climate deniers in Dallas today that even if “the Kung Flu coronavirus doesn’t turn out to be the hoax we always knew it was, I am willing to bet my life that you will continue standing up for your right to be wrong, which is what makes America great!”

Palin ignored shouted questions as she was whisked away to a nearby hospital for further testing.