About Cognitive Flatulence

Unlike Cognitive Dissidents, who are aware enough of their existence to sense a dissonance between what they are being told they are seeing & what they are actually seeing, those who are gifted with Cognitive Flatulence sometimes describe it as the sensation you get when you thought you could safely squeeze out a fart but suddenly sense a wet bolus of fecal detritus bubbling up in the crack of your buttocks.

Not everyone is willing to acknowleddge cognitive flatulence, much less talk about it in polite company on the family Internet, but here at the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat, we encourage the free exchange of the kinds of impropriety that helps move civilizations forward.

When you've got an idea, let her rip!

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