The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat sincerely regrets to inform you that you have somehow stumbled upon

Room 404

No one is ever supposed to see the inside of Room 404, but here you are.

Nothing ever happens in Room 404.

Many may enter but few ever manage to escape.

You could try wandering off down the hall behind you,but that hall only leads back to Room 404.

We suggest you try one of the many mood elevators.

The floors are clearly labeled.

Perhaps then you'll end up where you hoped you were going.

It’s unlikely & no skin off our dick.

Our Terms of Disservice

Abandon hope, assholes.

Don’t Say You Weren’t Warned

Waste Time

If you’re waiting on the world to change have a seat.

Nothing is going on there either, but your number may be called some day.

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