Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic
Lounge & Laundromat
Breaking Gnus!
Twit-Tipping, Dissent, & Farts
Welcome to the ‘Pataphysical Web
Feel free to wander around.
Targets of Opportunity!
Ruminants, Faustroll, & Unsense
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Sassy Cassie
Queefing to set you free.
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Cognitive Dissident
Common sense bullet control.
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Cognitive Flatulence
It’s a gas, gas, gas.
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Flaked Gnus
What once was old be new again
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Dr. Faustroll Writes the Wrongs
From yesterday, through Today.com, & into a future of diminishing returns
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Uncommon Sense
Gnus & opinions from the other side of the fence.
Testimonials
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“I first ran into these guys when they were specializing in graffiti like 'Chapel Hill is a pat of butter slowly melting into a sea a grits.'"
Officer Friendly
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“I couldn’t believe my luck when I woke up in the dryer after getting shit-faced in the Lounge during happy hour. I guess that explains why they have ‘Laundry’ in their none-of-your-business name."
Mildred Dampass
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“Whenever I’m feeling down & confused & I can’t remember who I’m talking to, it’s good to know that the Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic is there to make things right."
John Quincy Queequeg