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Twit-Tipping, Dissent, & Farts

Welcome to the ‘Pataphysical Web

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Targets of Opportunity!

Ruminants, Faustroll, & Unsense

Sassy Cassie

Queefing to set you free.


Cognitive Dissident

Common sense bullet control.


Cognitive Flatulence

It’s a gas, gas, gas.


Flaked Gnus

What once was old be new again

Fake It

Dr. Faustroll Writes the Wrongs

From yesterday, through, & into a future of diminishing returns

Doctor Faustroll

Uncommon Sense

Gnus & opinions from the other side of the fence.



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