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Sep 3, 2021

The Farts Of Ruthless Deals, Chapter 23, Verse 25

We decimated ISIS. You remember ISIS. ISIS, we had a great, great success. We have great success with whatever we do. That’s how you make America great again. When I took over, ISIS was all over the place. They were like roaches. Turn on a light and BAM there they were.

But in a very relative short period of time, we killed its leader and founder Al-Franqen Baghdadi. He was a bad hombre, but we got him good. Didn’t know what hit him. Used the element of surprise, which is one of my favorite elements, right up there with coal.

We eliminated the senior ranks of Al-Kaline and we terminated the world’s top terrorist in Sal Salami, who killed a lot of American soldiers and a lot of other people too.

And they knew we weren’t playing games. They understood that right from the beginning when we followed Manfred Destiny from sea to shiny sea.

This proven record of America’s strength laid the groundwork to safely and responsibly bring our troops back home. Nobody was going to mess with us, because we have the nuclears.

And then this clown, they rigged the whole damn deal and he got in office. Never should have happened. Why do you allow this? And now, now they’re taking advantage of us. They’re having their way with us.

And remember this, this isn’t stopping. This is going to go on for a long time. This is going to go on for a long time. This isn’t going away. This isn’t like a three-day virus. This isn’t like a gassy fancy. It’s going to go on for a long time.