The Epic of KuklaM*A*S*H
Out Of The Mouths Of Depraved Babes
Sep 6, 2021
When You Need A Job Done Right, Trust In Our Great God, Chapter 39, Verse 31
So what did this little boy tell me? You’d be surprised.
“Sir, I’d leave the military in.” He was five. Only five, and he already knew more about the military than liberal babies 20 times his age.
He said, “I’d leave the military in, sir. Get everything good out first.”
I said, “Thank you very much, boy. What’s your name?”
“My name is Pedro, sir.”
He was Mexican! Can you imagine? Even a five year old boy from Mexico knew you didn’t take the military out first. First you took out all the money and the weapons, and then you emancipate the Americans to neutral countries like Mountain Negroes or Naples, and then you blow up all the bases and kill all the terrorists and their families.
So even this five year old boy from Mexico knew that the last people you pull out are the soldiers. If Biden had just listened to this little boy, we would have won Afghanistan big time with my great peace deal.
But they didn’t want me to tell that story. They thought it was not an appropriate story, but it’s true. This is a five year old kid, five or six year old kid. And this is what we’re stuck with, a bunch of five year old kids who can’t vote who know what’s right and all these Democrat voters who don’t have a clue.
But when Biden took office, he foolishly tore up our really good plan. Again, it wasn’t a plan really, it was conditions. We set conditions. We do this, we do this, we do this. You stay out of the way. You don’t be doing bad stuff. You do good stuff like you agreed to.
If you don’t do these things, we’re not going to do it. And then we start dropping bombs all over the place and they say, “You know what? We’re going to do it. We’ve decided to do it.” No, we had a good understanding, but this guy doesn’t have a clue.
What good is having all these bombs, when nobody’s going to use them? I paid good money for these bombs.