The Epic of KuklaM*A*S*H
How My Friend Was Turned To Clay
Sep 1, 2021
Homina Homina Homina Humbaba, Chapter 18, Verse 28
Think about all that equipment. That was some pricey equipment, the weapons, the logistics, the intelligence. The equipment that they’ve got is the most sophisticated military equipment in the history of the planet. Nobody has equipment like that except us, except now for the Taliban. Did they get any nukes in this disaster? Would you be surprised? I would. But you can think what you want.
He surrendered our air bases. He surrendered our weapons. He surrendered our embassy, our golf courses. They spent a billion dollars building this ridiculous wall around this dinky embassy — I never liked that embassy. It was tacky, not great, I’m a builder, I know buildings, and that was no building I would ever build.
I always stay at my places when I can. I can do that. Don’t you wish you could do that? Go anywhere in the world and stay at your own place? I can do that, and I’m not even president right now — but then they surrender that dinky embassy AND that beautiful wall.
And he abandoned our great American citizens who never asked for this. They were only in this to make a little extra money to pay off their student loans and, thanks to me and other great Republicans who came before me, and one who is sitting right over there, we made it so serving our great country in a war zone can pay pretty good with any luck.
That’s what Afghanistan is, a war zone. They’re over there right now wondering what happened. How could this happen? They have no idea. But they’re about to find out. Oh, they’re about to find out, all right.
Remember this, the Taliban is tough and they don’t respect our country or our great religion or our culture with all our great pastimes, like baseball — did you see that game this afternoon? Was that something? It came down to a single pitch, the way it always does, which never happened before.
But even baseball now is getting cancelled, they even have baseball by the balls, this is cancel culture for the worst, and they don’t respect our President. No one does. It’s not good.
They’re over there now. And they don’t know what’s going on or what’s going to happen, our citizens don’t have a clue. Joe Biden was going on vacation and Afghanistan was going to hell. That never happened when I was president because I was strong.