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Oct 5, 2021
Who Here Hates All These Politically Correctives? Volume 2, Chapter 6, Verse 28
As everyone here understands, the 2020 election, that presidential election which was such a great day. At 20:00 hours it was over. That’s military time. I always use military time because of all my great education.
We had won big. Pennsylvania, Trump is winning by a lot. Arizona, Trump is winning by a lot. We don’t even talk about Alabama, there was nothing they could do to steal this one. There was nothing. We had it sewed up hundreds of years ago.
The beauty of me is I’m so rich no one can cancel me. They can rig elections, they can impeach me, but I’ll never be indicted. I’ll never go to jail. I’m too rich. I’ll just buy the prison & turn it into a golf course & make everyone a lot of money.
Everybody loves me and hates the deep state. The deep state hates you & your favorite president. Nobody’s ever been treated as badly as me, although some say Abraham Lincoln & John Kennedy were treated really badly, but I don’t deserve it.
Oh, sure, there go the red lights again. They’re going to say I said Dishonest Abe and Marilyn’s Sugar Daddy deserved it, but seriously. You are here. Did I ever say that?