Trump Claims Liberal Gazpacho Stole Evidence From His Safe

”They’ll do anything to persecute me,” former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and kind of despot the Founding Fathers thought they had effectively guarded the nation against, Donaldo Grabito Pussolini today coerced the fake media to report his wild claims that his Palm Beach estate has been invaded and occupied by jackbooted liberals.

This fucking scumbag asshole should have already been in jail years ago for crimes he routinely brags about at his #AltReich rallies.

Just watch the GOP rally around him and convince the media to market it all under the rubric of #MarALagoGate.