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People's Convoy Received $750 Million In COVID Funds During Trump Administration

4/27/22

Ineligible Trucking Company Agreed To Do The President A Little Favor Though

Former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and guy who obviously never met an honest accountant he couldn’t flip, Dimwit Don Grabito Pussolini apparently used the Cares Act to save a floundering trucking company in exchange for future considerations to be named at a later date.

“It was a sweetheart deal,” said Benji Disraeli, PPOCLL’s resident economic fellator and heavy equipment fetishist, “YRC wasn’t even qualified under the defense contractor program — the Pentagon themselves turned down their application, for Christ sake — and ended up receiving 95% of the $736 million that went to businesses considered too big an opportunity for defense spending corruption to pass up.”

YRC stands for Yellow Roadway Corporation, generally known as Yellow Freight, which changed its name on February 8, 2021, to avoid any liability for criminal or civil infractions that may have occured in any of its previous incarnations.

According to unconfirmed reports, YRC promised former führer Pussolini unlimited use of surplus Yellow rolling stock in support of patriotic demonstrations intended to make America great again, keep America great, Save America, Reelect Grabito Pussolini in 2024 or otherwise own the libs.

The most visible of YRC’s quid pro quo arrangement with the spray-tanned fat old white fuck has been the recent activities involving the so-called People’s Convoy, which has thus far managed to secure a contract with Gov. Bud Abbott (R-Word, TX) to deliver semi-loads of political refugees from the southern border to various elite locations on the traitorous liberal East Coast.

There are unconfirmed fake reports of rogue People’s Convoy drivers who have been plowing through homeless encampments or speeding along the southern border “to do our part in bolster out great nation’s defenses against antifa, BLM, CRT, and enemies of the people, both foreign and domestic, especially the Democrats.”