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Marjoe Faylure Grumpeen Tells Ukrainians To Relax And Enjoy It


As My Sainted Daddy Always Told Me If I Was Cornered And About To Be, You Know, Overwhelmed By Force

Rep. (and President of the United States in her multiversified mind), Marjoe Faylure Grumpenis (R-Word, GA), begged the Biden administration for “Secret Forces protection in perpetuality, against those who would mock our democracy,” after Anonymous posted a mean tweet about her earlier today.

“Russian asset Marjorie Taylor Greene will go down,” Anonymous tweeted to one of its thousands of permanently not suspended burner accounts on Twitter, “in history as one of the dumbest cunts ever. History will not be kind to you, nor will we. #Anonymous.”

Rep. Grumpenis’s personal account has been banned on Twitter for conduct unbecoming angry rectal polyp, so she is forced to post her pro-Putin horse exhaust directly on Facebook or go on Fox News so that Repugnicunts and Russian allies will get the same messaging simultaneously.

Greene is currently waiting in the queue to join former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator Grabito Pussolini’s Twitter competitor destined for the Cauzin Strip Reader award for Not Having A Clue About The Concept.

By the way, if you translate Pravda into English, you get Truth Social, but you already knew that, right?

Trust me, as Sledge Hammer used to say; I know what I’m doing.

I just don’t give a shit.