All The Gnus That Give Two Shits
Freedumb Convoy Running Out Of Gas
Stuck Between Inane & Insanity
On the second day of their belated protest of Joe Biden’s uplifting State of the Union Address, rally leaders were conferring by CB as they circled the DC beltway aimlessly hoping to develop a list of demands that need to be met before they’ll abandon their second failed insurrection in as many years.
“The Democrats are still sabotaging everything we try to do to make America great,” said Rolling Dunder, a former white supremacist who wishes the country would return to a kinder and gentler time “when everyone knew what their pronouns were.”
According to unnamed sources deep in the bowels of America’s shittiest protest movement, leaders are still fuming that the administration was unwilling to postpone the SOTU address until they could bring the nation’s Capitol to a halt in a fossil-fuel fueled paroxym of moronic behavior fitting of their hero, former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & walking septic system Dimwit Donald J. Turdwaffle, who is currently painting Chiniese flags on several fighter jets he took with him to Mar-a-Lago when he was driven from office by angry throngs of antifa & Black Lives Matter thugs.