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Mike Lindell Blasts Dems For Stealing Thousands Of Supporters


More Than 10 Thousand Missing From “We The People Reunion” At KY Jelly Stadium

“We The People Reunion” organizer Mike Lindell filed more than 10,000 missing persons reports with the Muhlenberg County Sheriff’s Department after fewer than 250 rabid supporters of twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator Donald J. Turdwaffle showed up to his  Hail Turdwaffle New World Order Pillow Sale & Slumber Party on September 11. 

“Even accounting for the 50 folks who showed up at Dickweed Eric Deter’s ‘Freedom Fest’ with Nick Sandmann and the Kovington Klan,” Lindell told Stormfront Gazette reporter, Evita Brown, “we’re still missing several thousand of the very fine people who have pledged themselves to stopping the steal and reinstating our great president to the throne of America.”

Lindell stopped short of blaming the absence of so many of America’s most devout Christians on The Rapture, the My Pillow Guy conceded that “anything is possible in these end times.”