All The Gnus That Give Two Shits
AP Style Guide For Journalism Issues Alternative Woke Updates
“Baby Bump” Called An "Abomination To Sense & Sensibility”
Decrying the dumbing down of the English language to appease the uneducated Repugnicunt base that has made America alternatively great, the liberal elite at the Assoicate Press has begun issuing a number of corrections to their style guide “to prevent the rest of the minds in our nation of miserable fucks from turning to an unappetising and inedible mush.”
The guide now cautions citizen and professional journalists not to use “ aby bump" to describe the first evidence of future defenders of our Second Amendment rights. It sounds silly and lessens the impact of the mass shooters upon the progress of freedumbocracy. Use bloat, bulge, or pro-life protrusion, when describing the first signs of successful alternative procreation.