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Antifa Claims Responsibility For Delta Variant


“We Warned You Fuckers. War Is War!” Says Sean Milton

Fresh off its highly successfully compaign to encourage America’s neo-Nazis and Confederate War holdouts not to get vaccinated, Antifa carried out a series of highly offensive actions against QAnon targets overnite, including the TPing of Mr. & Mrs. Q’s personal residence at Rancho Del Lago & launching banana cream pies at TV screens in airports across the country.

People claiming to be Queen Antifa bombarded talk radio shows overnight to complain about the UFO invasion cover-up, & self-proclaimed spokesavatar for the group, Sean Milton, stumbled into one Oregon Sheriff’s department or another, gave the Vulcan salute and said: “We’re looking for Idiotville. I hear it’s near Prosper, down the river from Livelong.” 

Milton wore only a tee-shirt and sheer Banlon black calf-length stockings. His tee-shirt read: “War, then, open or understood, must be resolvéd,” when he was shot by deputy Downey Dogg for reasons protected by a non-disclosure agreement.