All The Gnus That Give Two Shits

Was Pete Davidson Made Of Honor?


Ariana Grande Weds Beau Boo

Unfortunately, our Zoom connection failed before the intimate ceremony to which we were not privy began. We didn’t even attempt to contact Pete Davidson for confirmation of our fabriacted report. So it goes.

We owe it all to A. J. Liebling

for leading us to accept

the First Amendment belongs

to those willing to take it


the chin.