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Repugnicunts Reaffirm Their Standing As The Party of Joe McCarthy
In a stunning upset of absolutely nothing, Repugnicunts continue to admit they are lost & unceremoniously ditch an established right-wing nutjob for a moderate Nazi Trump supporter in a bid to reshape reality for mysterious reasons that only a Christian God could understand.
We left a message at God’s messaging service but received no comment before our publication deadline.