A New Covid Breath Mint Holds Promise, But Wide Use May Still Be Far Off


Hopes To Gain Market Share In The Lucrative COVID Alternative Healthcare Segment

Looking to capitalize on the average uneducated American’s preference for poopadoodle over proven disease prevention and care, a small crypto-financed company is now offering Phlegmish Master Medicinals, CBD-based breath mints that also claim to have expectorant properties and work almost as well as booster shots in preventing severe reinfection in otherwise safely unvaccinated patriots.

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