Vagina 'Ginni' Thomas Says She Hardly Ever Speaks To Her Husband


Says Pro-Insurrection Texts Cannot Be Conflict Of Interest

“Fake news,” Ginger Vagina “Ginni” Thomas (R-Word, at large), long time main squeeze of hospitalized Supreme Court Judge Clarence “Pube Tube” Thomas shouted back at reporters as she ducked into her armor-plated Mini Cooper this morning.

Judge Thomas died several week ago while choking on one of Ginni’s vibrators but was admitted to St. Jude’s for observation until after the mid-term elections on advice of Sen Mitch McConnell (R-Word, KY) whose gout has been acting up during Senate confirmation hearings for Judge Katanji Jumanji Jackson, who appears to be of African descent.

Judge Thomas’s wife is now a focus of the January 6, 2021 inssurection investigation after text messages between her and Easy Mark Meadows, former chief of staff for former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and Vladimir Putin’s personal cock holtster Dimwit Donald Grabito Pussolini, in which she repeatedabily asks why there is no one to rid this country of all these uppity N-words. 

Mrs. Thomas insists that she hasn’t seen her husband since his embarrassing confirmation hearings “back in the Jurrassic period,” saying that they may occasionally greet each other cordially when he brings her her morning cappucino, but she is usually too busy reading Facebook.

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