4 Year-Old Commits Suicide In Shopping Cart At Publix


Grabs Handgun From Mother’s Purse After Being Denied Box Of Frosted Flakes

Karen Trump, 31, was arrested & charged with reckless endangerment after her son Donald killed himself in the checkout line at a Miami area Publix this morning.

Witnesses say “the kid was a complete brat, whining, and throwing tantrums. He really wanted those Frosted Flakes. I’m sure his mother is relieved to be rid of him.”

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