Turdwaffle Cuts A Floodablast On Precedent's Day


This Is When I Get Reinstated Right?

Former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & Melania’s #BeBest sugar-daddy, Donald J. Turdwaffle, crashed his own anti-socialist media platform shortly after its launch this morning when he demanded his supporters storm Twitter to take back the presidency.

Apparently the Big Moderator of Ted Steven’s InterWeb interpreted Turdwaffle’s Truth as a violation of reality's Terms of Service, which would never happen at the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat, where we believe in nothing and find even less sacred.

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