Writes the Wrongs
Twitter Divorces Marjoe Faylure Greenhorndog
Social Media Giant Shuts One Of Georgia Insurrectionist’s Many Pie Holes
The Internet erupted with virtual shouts of “Huzzahs!” today as news broke that Georgia’s freshman representative had been permanently banned from Twitter for spreading COVID misinformation, possibly spelling an end to her Greg Stillsonesque rise to fame as a flaming asshole.
Greenhorndog was unable to remember the password for any of her numerous other nimrod accounts to tweet: “I am free speechless!” so we here at the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat have decided to alternatively tweet this message for her as part of our ongoing community service commitment.