An Introduction To Pataphysical Panpsychism


Go Where No Nads Have Gone Before

Dr. Martin Picard, whose great-great-grandson will one day command the Starship Enterprise, argues that mitochrondia are social creatures, with lives of their own, just like the gated communities of Twits on Twitter.

So what exactly is panpsychism & can it be treated with hydroxychloroquine or ivermectin?

Nobody knows and of course it can.

Haven’t you been paying attention to our nation of miserable fucks for the last half century?

Shame on you.

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