There Were Entirely Too Many assholes At My Crabbing Spot Today

They were letting their dogs & kids run free in a roped-off protected snowy plover exclusion area. I don’t know how many times I had to say: “Don’t you think if I gave a shit about dogs or kids, I’d have some?” The only thing missing were their MAGA caps.

Is it really too late to #BringOnTheBomb?