Seventy-Five Percent Of Former Guy's Supporters Says They Will Never Get Vaccine


Tell Him To Shove His Endorsements Where Sun Don’t Shine

Recent polling following the former twice impeached unindicted co-conspirator’s Alternative History Tour with Bill O’Reilly, where he was booed for saying he received the booster & recommended rally goers do the same, shows that the former dude’s most fervent supporters are unwilling to believe that the disgraced politician is the same man who used to tell them to inject bleach and shine UV lights up their asses to defeat the Democrats coronavirus hoax.

“Who am I gonna believe?” said one guy who really wanted to be named. “ he man who told me to storm the Capitol to keep Joe Biden and antifa from enacting nationwide vaccine and mask mandates to prevent us from exercising our freedoms? Or this guy who’s trying to take credit for Biden’s incredible vaccine rollout that we kept from being perfect because we listened to the real president of the United States? I mean, before he was replaced by this sad modified porproise, as if we all don’t still remember when the same thing happened to old Ronnie Reagan after the Hinkley assassination. Reagan ended up with Keiko in Iceland!”

This may be good news for Democrats, who have been worrying about Repugnicunt gerrymandering in the shit hole GOP-controlled states. The unvaccinated continue to make up 90 percent of the hospitalized & 95 percent of the corpses. Turdwaffle’s base was small to begin with, despite its penchant for loud & lower class behavior. If 75% of these heavily-armed survivors are willing to meet the reaper solely to embrace & be true to an insane imaginary vision, who are we at the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat to complain?

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