Trump Beefs Up Armed Security At His Properties To Repel FBI Raiders

Sep 2, 2022

Former Führer Vows To Stand His Ground Against Democrat Insurrectionists

Vowing to take no prisoners in his fight to be reinstated with the full inalienable rights and executive privileges due a direct descendent of Americas supreme Christian Founding Fathers, former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & only president ever to pay Russian hookers for Golden Showers with charitable donations, Donaldo Grabito Pussolini told a gaggle of uneducated supporters at his Bedminster golf course “no one has ever been more prostituted than your favorite president, so I understand your concern for my well-being.

Sorry to cut this short but there’s several recent mass shootings I need to make jokes about.

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