Grabito Pussolini Threatens To Reveal Top Secret Documents On Display In The Lobby At Pussolini Tower In NYC

Aug 24, 2022

Nobody Steals My Documents And Gets Away With It, Morbidly ObeseFailed Führer Fumes

In the waning days of his pathetic presidency, propped up by Americas uneducated gun-addicted moderates, former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & kind of guy who marries mail-order brides who love golden showers to get close to his high-rolling oligarch backers, Donaldo Grabito Pussolini (R-Word, writ large ) had taken to binge-watching old Edward G. Robinson and James Cagney movies, trying to recapture the early days of his campaign to make our nation of miserable fucks into the thousand years #AltReich.

“If they think they’re gonna stop me,” Pussolini told his dwindling staff and remoras, “they’re crazy,” prompting the Zappa Family Trust to sue the congential idotic fat rat bastard for copyright infringement for failing to aknowldge Billy The Mountain for his latest bit of hyperbole.

That’s right folks, don’t touch that dial.

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