Repugnicunts To Campaign On Increased Second Amendment Access In 2022

Jun 1, 2022

It’s The Only Way To Combat Critical Race Theory & Those Damned Liberal Snowflakes

“No more Mr. Nice Cuy,” Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Word, KY) told an unnamed source we could just as easily have made up, but we here at The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, and Laundromat have principles, unlike most of the assholes around us, but I don’t want to get into that right now, because there is apparently important work to do, so we assure our confused readers that if we were making any of this shit up, don’t you think we’d be in jail like the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and everybody’s favorite modern Nazi, Donald J. Grabito Pussolini?


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The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat was founded by Lawrence Nada in a single-wide mobile tarpaper shanty on Mt. Gilead Rd, Pittsboro, NC in 1976, using Alfred Jarry's original recipe.

Committed to imaginary excellence, PPOCLL staff & patients offer #UncommonSense & demand side alternatives to #TheReaganLegacy's #SupplySide #PlantationEconomy & #CommunityPoliceState  which has left the USA so noxious that whales continue to beach themselves on our shores in protest.


Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat

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P.O. Box 398

Banks, OR 97106-0398