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Jun 27, 2022

The Simplest Solution Is Often Retarded

We apologize in advance for the corrections to this post that are already being developed as properties of dubious value in which we will fully obfuscate the venal intention of our word choices in this post and so many others, often pondering the undeniable thrill of obscene opportunities available in foreign tongues which our American censors are generally too dumb to realize that theyve already had quite enough of our attitude, thank you..

If you are upset about what we’re about to type  thank you. If you are delighted, then y’all come back and visit our alternative confederacy of dunces any old time.


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The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat was founded by Lawrence Nada in a single-wide mobile tarpaper shanty on Mt. Gilead Rd, Pittsboro, NC in 1976, using Alfred Jarry's original recipe.

Committed to imaginary excellence, PPOCLL staff & patients offer #UncommonSense & demand side alternatives to #TheReaganLegacy's #SupplySide #PlantationEconomy & #CommunityPoliceState  which has left the USA so noxious that whales continue to beach themselves on our shores in protest.


Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat

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P.O. Box 398

Banks, OR 97106-0398