Trump Sees 'Vengeance' On The Political Horizon

May 12, 2022

When I Was In The White House We Very Hardly Had A Working Plan To End This American Carnage On Time And Under Budgetary With No Fruit No Tomato

“But there you go again,” said the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and committed pro-Putin climate change lobbyist Grabito Pussolini (He made the pain trains arrive on time!), “You got to be strong.

"You gotta be tough. You gotta be patriotic! If somebody hits on you, you got to hit back on ‘em five times harder than they ever thought possible, like nobody’s ever seen before.  You got to get even. Everybody knows you got to get even. Get better than even even. You can do that. Where’s it say you can’t do that?

“Fuck them, if they can’t take it,” Pussolini said, as he excused himself to take a dump, “It’s called ‘grow up, junior!'

Hidden in the background noise of this secret recording peddled exclusively to The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, & Laundromat in exchange for a little favor to be named later, our crack team of volunteer paleoforensic researchers have isolated the drug-addled whine of a privileged white fucker, bleating: “D-a-a-a-a-d!”

Right now, were exploring the NFT potential.

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