Cornyn: Criticism of Police Response to Uvalde Shooting Is ‘Destructive, Distracting, & Unfair’

May 29, 2022

‘If You Can’t Trust The Police, Who Can You Trust?’ Someone Asks, Rhetorically

Senator John Cornyn (R-Word, TX) blasted the know-nothing, do-nothing liberal media” for pushing “woke antifa talking points” for blaming the incompetent and catastrophic response to the Uvalde, Texas elementary-school incident for the majority of the 19 children and 2 teachers who were slaughtered as SWAT team members loitered in the hall.

“The second guessing and finger-pointing among state, county, local, federal, and Interpol is destructive, distracting, and unfair,” Cornhole Cornyn tweeted. “As it says in The Bible: ‘You can’t always get the results you hoped for, but it you fully fund your police force they will keep the peace that passes for understanding.’

“Right now our focus must be on a secret investigation and learning how to prevent future embarrassments to our Second Amendment rights, not finger-pointing.”

Cornyn was forced to comment after officials accidentally leaked accurate information that showed a total breakdown of discipline and purpose among the rapid response team whose primary mission is to prevent harm to civilians, even those who have not yet achieved voting age,

“It is not helpful,” Cornyn said, “to let the general public know that police officers delayed entering the classroom out of fear of getting shot by the suspect. As many of my constituents have angrily told me: that’s what we pay these cops the big bucks and let them get away with murder, so they’ll be willing to do their jobs when called upon to do them.

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