CDC Guidelines Suggest 70 Percent of US Could Stop Wearing Masks
Feb 26, 2022
We Could Lose 70 Percent Of This Nation Of Miserable Fucks And Leave A Much Better World For Our Children
Shortly before voting to disband itself, the Centers For Disease Control & Invention issued new guidance, scraping all efforts to get the COVID pandemic under control at the insistence of the heavily armed and highly uneducated loud and lower class whose motto is FUCK YOUR FEELINGS.
The Biden administration reluctantly accepted the dissolution of the country’s last line of defense against an inevitable death toll exceeding 4.4 million by the end of this year.
“It is what it is,” said one source close to the edge of our extinction who spoke on the record in exchange for a favor we were unwilling to grant.
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