We Stand Behind Any & All Upstanding Texan GOP-Americans Who Claim Our Great State As Their Primary Residence 

Sooner or later, this nation of miserable fucks had to face its first #AmericaFirst candidate, who would obviously believe that being a non-Native American native American would undeniably permit him to use corporate personhood contributions to run for office anywhere the NFL-battered brain driving his toxic little heart desires.

It says so in the Ten Commandments of The Constitution and possibly in the bargaining agreement between the NFL owners and the players' union.

#TheTerribleSwiftianSword