Merry MAGAMass MAGAts!

Dec 24, 2022

Apparently Liberal Climate Change Hoaxers Have Joined The War On Christmas

The greatest thing about outliving your proudly uneducated family & their toxic #AmericanFamilyValues is you dont have to waste time, money, and risk karma by being shamed into visiting their dumb asses during the most wonderful shopping season of the year.

We wish you a Raggedy Anne Reaganmass and a snappy new White Supremacist Nudie Calendar, complete with coupon for the worst products ever produced in this nation of miserable fucks.

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The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat was founded by Lawrence Nada in a single-wide mobile tarpaper shanty on Mt. Gilead Rd, Pittsboro, NC in 1976, using Alfred Jarry's original recipe.

Committed to imaginary excellence, PPOCLL staff & patients offer #UncommonSense & demand side alternatives to #TheReaganLegacy's #SupplySide #PlantationEconomy & #CommunityPoliceState  which has left the USA so noxious that whales continue to beach themselves on our shores in protest.


Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat

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P.O. Box 398

Banks, OR 97106-0398