Glenn Youngkin Attempts To Ban History On Day One As Virginia Governor

Jan 16, 2022

No One Has Been More Critical Of Race Than Me, Nimrod Says

On his first day in office, Gov. Glenn Youngkin (R-Word, VA) accidentally banned old television sets & computer monitors when he signed an executive order banning CRTs throughout the state.

Law enforcement officials are scrambling to develop policies & procedures on how to enforce the new order, which goes into effect on Groundhog’s Day, the holiest day on the Repugnicunt Christian calendar.

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